September 28th, 2009 By Justin Williams

Fall Festival Bingo 2009

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Things have been somewhat quiet around here over the summer, but I couldn’t let a tradition die. It’s time to celebrate those brain sandwiches and creepy carnival workers. Yes, it’s time for Fall Festival Bingo!

Like previous years, the card includes a mix of Festival traditions, new items at the Festival, and some of the lesser advertised byproducts of the Nut Club’s annual event. While you’re at the Festival, carry around the Bingo card with you and mark each square you come across. When you hit bingo, come back here and tell us how and where you did it.

• Fall Festival Bingo 2009

If you know someone who will be at the Fall Festival but who does not read this site, send him or her a link to this post or the PDF itself.

The Fall Festival begins next Monday October 5, so start plotting your bingo strategies.

The key is after the jump.

• Elvis: Attend Landon Sholar’s performance on Friday or just find an out of costume Elvis impersonator.
• The John: Spot Mayor Weinzapfel or something related to the new stadium he wants to build downtown.
• Dirty Carnies: Find a carnie with disgustingly dirty hands or face. The less teeth the better.
• Covered Pig Toes: Head to booth #72 for this new Festival treat.
• Give Him A Bib: Find someone who has more food on their clothes than in their mouth.
• Why Do You Have A Kid: Spot an example of extremely poor parenting. Also known as the other Free Square.
• They Fried What?: Try an example of something that shouldn’t be fried, but was. Coke, Snickers, etc.
• Flies in a Barrel: Find one of those trash cans that is surrounded by 20 or more flies.
• Chunky Diaper: Either the food at booth #55 or a soiled diaper on Franklin St.
• Hack Radio: Get solicited by one of the dozens of annoying local radio personalities.
• Health Care Hijinks: Spot some sort of protest or soliciting related to the health care debate.
• Jon & Kate + X: Find a family with 5+ kids. Bonus points if she is a pill.
• Brain Sandwich: Sample the Fall Festival classic.
• C-Bomb: If you hear someone drop the naughtiest of all curse words that start with a C, mark the square…then hide.
• FUPA: Spot someone with some major FUPA. Don’t know what that is? Google it!
• Ironic Facial Hair: Spot a younger gentleman with a mustache or other ironic facial hair.
• C.O.P.S: If you see someone in police custody, you can mark this one.
• Assault On The Media: Get in behind a reporter’s live shot down at the Festival
• Lighthouse Parade: Attend the Festival’s Lighthouse Parade.
• Tweet Me: Spot a booth that has a Twitter address.
• Yo-Yo: Ride the new Yo-Yo ride
• Pickle Juice Icee: Booth #7. This just sounds disgusting.
• AppleJack: 50% Apple Cider. 50% Jack Daniels. 100% Fall Festival fun.
• The Al Bundy Award: Spot the guy who just can’t give up his high school glory days and is still sporting the olde time varsity jacket.