January 6th, 2009 By Justin Williams
Evansville’s Best Boob Joke 2009
The Courier & Press published a story this morning about almost $15,000 worth of bras being stolen from the Victoria’s Secret store at Eastland Mall. In total, 320 bras were stolen.
As with any goofy story, it has sparked a joke contest in the comments of the story. As I aspire to have It’s Evansville be the home of boob jokes in town, I’ve sifted through all 142 and present the best of the bunch. It’s a pun a minute, folks.
MrsEvansville: What kind of boob would do that?
GRock: So, we have serial snake thiefs and now bra thiefs. I love this city.
destin106: What a titillating story!
MrEvansville: Were they off the rack?
taterman: Thank you C&P for keeping us abreast of this developing story.
Blacklabel: I think they’ll turn up when the weather gets a little colder.
krazzzy: Victoria’s Secret isn’t a secret anymore. Now at least 300 sets of boobs know about it.
lowridermaxx: sounds breast related
underdog: “Surveillance tapes are being reviewed.” I bet they are!
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Who steals 300 bras and goes unnoticed?
Even with a duffel bag it would look rather odd.
I say inside job!
it wouldnt be the christmas shopping season if the stores werent anymore HOOTER….hotter then they are
christmas vacation
does anyone else find the hip on that model sorta creepy??
@jenna: wwhaat?! you mean you don’t look like that when you are laying in the display case? ;) and those lips.. seriously. collagen=nasty! i’d take the picture next to her any day!