June 17th, 2008 By Justin Williams
Freedom Festival Bingo 2008: Help Me!
I’ve had a few people email me and ask if I was going to be doing a bingo card for next week’s Freedom Festival and the answer is a resounding yes. For those that don’t remember, for the Fall Festival I put out a bingo card for readers to carry around and play.
The card contained fall festival traditions (lemon shakeups, apple cider), local celebrities (the mayor, festival king) and the seedy underbelly of the festival (mullets, fist fights, and carnies with no teeth).
Rather than brainstorm all of the ideas for the Freedom Festival card, I’d love for you to share your ideas for squares on the Freedom Festival card: both festival traditions and the more fun ones.
I’ll them combine the best and put the card out on Monday. If I pick one of yours, I’ll be sure to give you credit on the sheet.
photo courtesy of Simon_K
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Busche Light Can!!
cowboy hat
fanny pack.
80’s nascar tshirt.
the list could go on for hours
sweaty pit stains
screaming, tired children
warm beer in a bucket
incredibly drunk and sunburnt guy
incredibly drunk and sunburnt gal
someone being arrested
goth/emo group
bikini-clad “wooo-hoooo” dancing chic
guy videotaping bikini-clad “wooo-hoooo” dancing chic
morbidly obese person in skimpy clothing
15 yr old girl trying to look 22
50 yr old gal trying to look 22
The bikini-clad woohoo chick is always a crowd favorite. Bonus points for a massive muffin top.
Hipster kids who are just there for ‘the irony’
Redneck wearing at least 3 items with the American flag on them
You could also do the bikini-clad woohoo chick with the muffin top eating something fried, but that could either be too easy, or too long to fit in a bingo box.
mullet
wearing items with the Confederate flag on them
tramp stamp
“tribal” ink
chain or barbed wire tat around the bicep
nose piercings (must get 20 sightings for one square)
eyebrow piercings (10)
beer bellies (100)
fight (5)
child on a leash (parent too self-absorbed to watch child therefore,
puts him/her on a leash)