September 28th, 2007 By Justin Williams
It’s Evansville Presents Fall Festival Bingo 2007
The Fall Festival begins on Monday and I thought it would be fun to make a game out of it this year. With that in mind, I present the first annual Fall Festival Bingo card.
The game is simple. When you are at the festival, mark each square when the subject described within it is found. If you get five in a row in any direction, you win. The card mixes festival traditions such as brain sandwiches and apple cider with some of the less highlighted aspects of the festival — the white trash factor.
If you know someone who will be at the Fall Festival but who does not read this site, send him or her a link to this post or the PDF itself. If you win, be sure to come back and let us know how had your five squares.
More details after the jump…
- Mayor Weinzapfel: If you see our mayor in the flesh.
- Mullet Sighting: Business in the front. Party in the back. Child or adult will do.
- Muffin Top: An obese man or woman wearing a too short shirt that causes their gut to hang over their belt.
- Wife Beater Shirt: Man or woman wearing only a wife beater undershirt.
- Brain Sandwich Booth: If you see them serving brain sandwiches.
- TV News crew: If you see a TV news crew doing a live remote.
- Lemon Shakeup!: A food booth worker tries to sell you a lemon shakeup.
- Festival King: If you spot the 2007 Fall Festival King.
- Colts Jersey: A man or woman wearing any Colts jersey.
- Rat Tail: A burr haircut with a long tail of hair in the back at the edge of the hairline.
- NASCAR Gear: Anyone wearing a NASCAR hat, t-shirt or jacket.
- Tattoo Sleeves: A person with tattoos completely covering one or more of their arms.
- It’s Evansville Sticker: Spot an It’s Evansville sticker plastered somewhere at the Festival.
- Fried Snickers Booth: A food booth serving fried snickers bars.
- Nut Club Cowboy Hat: A nut club member wearing one of those cowboy hats with the giant emblem on the front.
- Apple Cider Booth: A booth selling warm apple cider.
- Festival Queen: Spot the 2007 Fall Festival Queen.
- Fist Fight: If you see a fist fight or some other type of physical skirmish.
- Crocs: Spot someone wearing those awful shoes.
- 5 Curse Words. 1 Sentence: You hear a festival patron string together 5 naughty words into a single sentence.
- Scene Girl: Spot kids with choppy, short, black hair, heavy makeup and extremely tight clothing.
- Child Mohawk: A kid with a mohawk hairdo.
- Toothless Carny: A festival worker with 0 teeth.
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Brian Wolf
September 28, 2007 @ 11:32PM
If I’m out of the loop sorry but whats a muffin top?
Jenna
September 29, 2007 @ 01:03AM
a woman’s stomach hanging over her pants:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top
good stuff there, hehe
Justin Williams
September 29, 2007 @ 07:37AM
The PDF has a second page that has full descriptions of each square.
cody
September 29, 2007 @ 09:50AM
this is classic! i cant wait to fill my card up in 5 minutes. although this could be a challenge during the lunch hours
Teresa
September 29, 2007 @ 05:45PM
I love this bingo game…perhaps you can do a replay during Freedom Fest?
Duane
September 29, 2007 @ 08:48PM
Dang, You made it tough! The fight square and the curse word square are not in a staight line.
n'burgh
September 29, 2007 @ 10:53PM
This is great. Too fun. Speaking of the Freedom Fest…I went once. I saw a big crowd of people cheering something on and it wasn’t the race. I peeked my head in the crowd to see for myself. It was a toothless chick giving a some dirty guy a b.j. He had a beer in one hand and her pony tail in the other.
Jenna
September 29, 2007 @ 11:58PM
wow.
barky
September 30, 2007 @ 07:58AM
You could probably fill your card on any one day on the Westside.
Kate
October 01, 2007 @ 05:38PM
“You could probably fill your card on any one day on the Westside.”
At the westside Wal-mart maybe, but those people aren’t all Westsiders…
Justin Williams
October 01, 2007 @ 05:43PM
For added fun, take your bingo card and when you mark a square, guess what side of town the subject is from!