August 6th, 2007 By Justin Williams

Missed Connections

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Craigslist is a centralized network of online community classifieds, job postings, personals and more started by a guy named Craig. Evansville has had its own Craigslist site for a few years now and one of it’s most useful features is missed connections

Sometimes you are out at a local bar or restaurant, and catch the eye of something across the room. You might even pick up a conversation with the person and hit it off. Unfortunately, the night ends without you getting contact information: sometimes not even a name. That’s where craigslist comes in and It’s Evansville come in. To help you out, we periodically spot some of the missed connections that are posted locally, and hopefully help some poor guy or gal out in their attempts to find true love.

13 years ago – m4w

Missed out on a chance of a lifetime 13 years ago. AAF. Red dress! Chance to learn the Electric Slide. Divorced. Remorseful. Looking to reconnect. So much time has passed but need to take a shot. Hope D. is receptive.

Personally, I think the Eletric Slide went out of style 13 years ago.

Where you at Borders on 7/23? – m4m – 18

Me: Dark red polo and dark pants, 18, sitting across from you in the cafe reading Skeptic magazine. Short brown hair, glasses.

You: Blonde hair, curled, reading The Economist. You messed with your phone some. You’re adorable and I only wish I had had the nerve to talk to you. You were wearing a black Led Zeppelin shirt.

SW Economist seeking DW Skeptic.

John-New coal mine at Oaktown – m4m – 46

Looking to Hook up with John – You were doing site work at the new coal mine just outside Oaktown, IN. I was calling on you. Your hairy chested nipples were hard and showing through your shirt the whole time we talked. You had on blue jeans with a … You drove me crazy that day. … Very discreet. Bi-dude
here. Big, tall, bear type guy. Interested? Do you know him? Bounce me an email.

Yikes. If you want the unedited version of that, click through, but needless to say, this guy is in a big bear-like froth. Grrr.

Looking for a TIGER

Hello Tiger! Remember San Francisco, Maui, New Orleans and the Bitch hot pants! How about Black satin sheets and Sultan? Love to talk to you. Cocky Bastard

I need to have my sister check in to this post and let me know what Bitch hot pants are.