Expose Yourself! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

The fun on Adams Avenue never ceases it seems. Police are now looking for a man who is exposing himself to strangers…allegedly

The exhibitionist is said to be a 20-something white male driving a black Ford Bronco. For his first trick, this shining member of our community was driving around Adams Avenue nude and possibly attempted an abduction Wednesday afternoon.

Later that evening, he was spotted in Newburgh at the Beaver Creek apartments in a woman’s apartment. As she was coming in from doing her laundry, she noticed a pair of tennis shoes and khakis at the front door. As she called police, the naked marauder fled from her apartment, making sure to pick up his pants and shoes on the way out.

When I was at Purdue, the naked streaker running through a lecture hall during finals was a right of passage. Somehow, I don’t think this guy has the same goofy intentions.